Vampires! STUKA SQUADRON are pleased to NOT ANNOUNCE that we are engaged in A SECRET MISSION. We will gladly provide NO DETAILS. Here are some shots, which will help NOBODY! The most astute of the stupid humans will observe that we are FOR AN UNREVEALED REASON engaged in THE UNDERGROUND LAIR OF THE MASTERGOTH. If you think you know what we are doing you are instructed to WRITE TO US IMMEDIATELY. If you are wrong we will laugh in your face. If you are right you WILL BE INTERRO
Vampires, citizens of the Subterranean Reich. GREAT NEWS. Evil Ernst The Stormtrooper of Death, drummenmeister extraordinaire has RETURNED TO ACTION for THE SQUADRON during our recent MISSION TO CAMBRIDGE. This was his first action for THE SQUADRON since THE GREAT UNPLEASANTNESS (1939-45).
THE SQUADRON headlined over a number of other worthy units including THE DANDY LIONS and OSMIUM GUILLOTINE - but as the frontman of THE DANDY LIONS himself lamented "Who can outshock the