Squadroneers, First legionnaires, denizens of the Subterranean Reich, dread news! A great champion, Sir Graveghoul Terrorsound has been incarcerated in the Stuka Squadron prison we call The Fiery Pit, where he will languish for all eternity (unless we need him back, in which case he will probably be released for the second or third time). We wish him well in that we fully intend to torture him mercilessly until he falls to bits completely.
Duke Fang delivered the following heartwarming eulogy on behalf of the departed minstrel:
"Loyal Legionaries and new fan recruits to the growing Squadron clan listen up!!!It is my unfor...
Vampires! STUKA SQUADRON are pleased to NOT ANNOUNCE that we are engaged in A SECRET MISSION. We will gladly provide NO DETAILS.
Here are some shots, which will help NOBODY! The most astute of the stupid humans will observe that we are FOR AN UNREVEALED REASON engaged in THE UNDERGROUND LAIR OF THE MASTERGOTH.
If you think you know what we are doing you are instructed to WRITE TO US IMMEDIATELY. If you are wrong we will laugh in your face. If you are right you WILL BE INTERROGATED to find out how you DISCOVERED OUR SECRET!
Unfortunately the above photograph was posted on our Facebook propaganda page, There it WAS HIDEOUSL...
Vampires, citizens of the Subterranean Reich. GREAT NEWS.
Evil Ernst The Stormtrooper of Death, drummenmeister extraordinaire has RETURNED TO ACTION for THE SQUADRON during our recent MISSION TO CAMBRIDGE. This was his first action for THE SQUADRON since THE GREAT UNPLEASANTNESS (1939-45).
THE SQUADRON headlined over a number of other worthy units including THE DANDY LIONS and OSMIUM GUILLOTINE - but as the frontman of THE DANDY LIONS himself lamented "Who can outshock the Stuka Squadron"? Indeed young warrior. Shock and awe is part of our GRAND STRATEGY.
Cambridge, you are fleetingly acknowledged. The fight contin...