Enemies, comrades, vampires, revenants, ghouls, denizens of the Subterranean Reich. On this unholiest of nights, the very NIGHT OF THE DEAD I must relay a grievous and sorrowful message from OBERKOMMANDO.
Tragically, and against all of our wishes, our great captain JAMES DUKE FANG-BEGLEY has opted to consign himself to eternal torture in our infamous torture chamber THE FIERY PIT, home of such SQUADRON heroes and villains as SIR GRAVEGHOUL TERRORSOUND and ZABULON - thus LEAVING THE SQUADRON.
It has been traditional at times in THE SQUADRON to ROAST departing members. Due to JAMES DUKE FANG-BEGLEY's supreme import...
Vampires! STUKA SQUADRON are pleased to NOT ANNOUNCE that we are engaged in A SECRET MISSION. We will gladly provide NO DETAILS.
Here are some shots, which will help NOBODY! The most astute of the stupid humans will observe that we are FOR AN UNREVEALED REASON engaged in THE UNDERGROUND LAIR OF THE MASTERGOTH.
If you think you know what we are doing you are instructed to WRITE TO US IMMEDIATELY. If you are wrong we will laugh in your face. If you are right you WILL BE INTERROGATED to find out how you DISCOVERED OUR SECRET!
Unfortunately the above photograph was posted on our Facebook propaganda page, There it WAS HIDEOUSL...
Vampires, citizens of the Subterranean Reich. GREAT NEWS.
Evil Ernst The Stormtrooper of Death, drummenmeister extraordinaire has RETURNED TO ACTION for THE SQUADRON during our recent MISSION TO CAMBRIDGE. This was his first action for THE SQUADRON since THE GREAT UNPLEASANTNESS (1939-45).
THE SQUADRON headlined over a number of other worthy units including THE DANDY LIONS and OSMIUM GUILLOTINE - but as the frontman of THE DANDY LIONS himself lamented "Who can outshock the Stuka Squadron"? Indeed young warrior. Shock and awe is part of our GRAND STRATEGY.
Cambridge, you are fleetingly acknowledged. The fight contin...